One Minute Melee: Nisa vs. Jack-O Valentine

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

MELEE!

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The Backyard

A blue-haired girl with orange goggles, a red scarf, black jumpsuit and blue eyes walked across the wasteland known as the Backyard.

"Where did my Prinny go to?" Nisa said, looking around the wasteland. She stopped to see her small Prinny sleeping by a nearby rock.

"There you are!"

The Prinny opened its eyes and saw Nisa. Its eyes were filled with nothing but dread. "Oh crap! Not her, dood! Ruuuuuun!" The Prinny yelled. It turned and ran away from the Heroine of Justice who pursued it. "You cannot escape justice!"

As the Prinny ran, it was intercepted by a kick that sent it flying right at Nisa! The Heroine caught the Prinny and set it down.

The thing the drop-kicked the Prinny was revealed to be a busty woman with long, red and white hair. She wore a white jumpsuit and stared down Nisa.

This was Jack-O Valentine.

"Hey! What the hell, that was my Prinny!" Nisa yelled. "What you call a 'Prinny' is nothing more than a blue penguin that even my mere Minions could handle." Jack-O said. "I suggest you leave this place, girl, you will die."

Nisa looked on as she was surrounded by small, gingerbread man-looking beings with green eyes. These were the Minions that Jack-O had spoke of.

"Your surrounded." Jack-O said.

Nisa had her head down as the Minions began to close in on her and lunged-

Suddenly, she did an amazingly accurate roundhouse kick, knocking away each and every Minion. They were all sent soaring back and were either knocked out or flat out dead.

Nisa pumped her fist into the air and jumped up. "No! I will not lose!" She began. "I am the Heroine of Justice! I will stop you for harming MY Prinny! If I don't stand up to you, who will?! Now, you face the power of..."

The Heroine of Justice smashed her feet down and her scarf began blowing in the wind.

"THE HEROINE OF JUSTICE! NISA!"

Jack-O's face of seriousness turned to that of a kid in a candy store. She laughed. "Hahaha! So... you want to fight?"

She did a quick spin while pulling out a green, jack-o-lantern-like mask and put it on. "Then bring it on, girl! This is going to be fun!"

Jack-O and Nisa glared at each other. Nisa showed nothing but fearlessness but Jack-O was smiling behind her mask.

DON'T BLINK!
FIGHT!

Nisa lifted her Prinny over her head. "H-hey, dood! W-what are you doing?!" The Prinny asked, sweating nervously. Jack-O - in response - lifted one of her minions and kicked her at the Heroine of Justice. Nisa threw her Prinny and the two servants collided. The Prinny exploded while the Minion was sent flying back.

Nisa blitzed through the explosion and drop-kicked Jack-O right in the face! The Valentine was quick, however, and flipped over and grabbed onto Nisa's leg. She threw her backwards but the Heroine of Justice managed to spin around and land on both feet.

Nisa jumped forward while yelling "I'M NOT GONNA MISS!" as she landed directly in front of Jack-O. She rapidly punched her three times. The third punch launched the Valentine into the skies. As Jack-O was soaring, she noticed that the Heroine had completely vanished-

Suddenly, she was punched directly in the back, sending her sky-rocketing. Once again, Nisa blitzed to where Jack-O was launched and punched her upwards. With one final blitz, she yelled, "ABSOLUTE HERO LEGEND!" before smashing her hands down and sending Jack-O rocketing towards the ground. A large crater appeared as Jack-O lifted herself up, dizzied by the blow.

"Take this!" Nisa yelled, blitzing at the downed Jack-O. However, Valentine was quick and ducked underneath. Nisa flew forward and landed. While she tried to turn around quickly, Jack-O was a bit too quick. She kicked Nisa in the chin and then jumped up. Her jack-o-lantern shackle opened its mouth and began to swallow the Heroine! Nisa stared in horror as it gulped her and began to chew.

The jack-o-lantern turned and spat her out. Nisa was now covered in drool but Jack-O was amazed that she even lived. Nisa stood and began to shake herself off. "Ewww! Why would you...?!" Nisa stopped as she saw a small minion with a stick walk up to her.

"...huh?"

Said minion jabbed her in the knee with a stick. "Ow! You little jerk!" Nisa said. She lifted her foot and kicked the minion into the sky before resuming her attention to Jack-O-

Who had dissappeared. "Wait, where did-"

Nisa felt a great pain in her back as Jack-O smashed her foot into her back. Slowly standing back up, the Heroine of Justice lifted her hand. An orange glow spawned in her hand. She span it around and dashed at Jack-O. She slashed at her with the glowing slash and then yelled, "DARK SWORD! X SLASH!"

BOOM!

A large explosion covered where Jack-O was. Nisa stared at where Jack-O was...

Suddenly, Jack-O blitzed over and lunged at the Heroine of Justice! Nisa stared in shock as Jack-O drop-kicked her directly in the face! Nisa was now dazed and suddenly, all of the Valentine's Minions dashed at the blinded girl. They kicked her onto her back and pulled out rope. They tied her to the ground as fast as possible.

Nisa opened her eyes and looked around. She looked over to see the Minions, tossing Jack-O up and down. The girl looked happy but then, the Minions used all of their might and threw Jack-O into the skies, very high above. Nisa thought and realized that this girl had to be doing something to come back down with so she extended her arms out and broke the rope effortlessly!

"LETS GO!" Nisa yelled. A group of Prinnies - out of literally nowhere - dashed over to the Heroine of Justice. They picked her up and begin tossing her up.

"NI-"

They tossed her up again...

"PPON-"

And again...

"ICHI!"

And then threw her directly upward, sky-rocketing into skies above! She flipped herself around and prepared a kick. She flew threw the clouds... and saw Jack-O, right in front of her with a kick of her own, ready to meet Nisa's head on.

The feet of the two waifus met and the result?

An absolutely enormous explosion occured. The entire Backyard shook violently before everything came to a stop. Upon the smoke clearing, two figures fell downward and hit the ground.

Of the two figures, one managed to slowly, achingly stand up. Jack-O's bright red eyes sparkled as she stood up and looked at where Nisa once was...

However, then she saw the Heroine of Justice slowly stand up. Jack-O nearly broke down laughing.

"Wow! Your strong for someone whos so flat-chested!" Jack-O said. Nisa looked forward in disbelief. "Oh... well than- wait, what did you say about my chest?!"

"Oh nothing!" The Valentine said. "Hey, you seem cool, do you wanna be friends?" Jack-O said, almost like as if they had never even fought in the first place. "Wait... what?!" Nisa said, confused. The Heroine of Justice was very confused but...

"I hear that there's some upcoming tourney with a bunch of bad people, wanna go beat them? It sounds fun!" When Jack-O said that, Nisa began to listen. "Bad guys?! Now, I know I must go!"

The two began to walk off as if nothing had even happened.

K.O.! 

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE...

A DRAW