ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
TWO FIGHTERS!
NO RESEARCH!
MELEE!
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Supermarket
Superboy-Prime walked around the supermarket, looking for something important: Apples. He was hungry and he absolutely wanted apples. No way around it, he wanted them.
Prime walked around and turned his head to see a basket with one, final apple in it. He began to walk over when suddenly, a man bigger than him who had large muscles, long, white hair and a red cape reached into the basket and picked up the apple.
To say that Prime was more triggered then a Tumblrina would be an understatement. He walked right up to Dark Schneider and poked him. "HEY, PAL! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THATS MY APPLE!" He yelled. Darsh turned his head and merely looked at him. He raised his fist up.
"Fuck off."
Dark Schneider's middle finger launched up, hit Prime in the forehead and sent him sky-rocketing back into a basket of bananas!
Darsh chuckled at the site but much to his surprise, the boy wasn't dead. All of the bananas were vaporized by a heat blast, sending ashes everywhere. Prime rose out of the banana ashes and stared down at Darsh.
"YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TO DEATH!!!"
Dark Schneider rolled his eyes. "No... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD!"
DON'T BLINK!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
Prime blitzed forward and punched at the Dark Messiah but it wouldn't be over that quickly. Ducking underneath him, Darsh punched the Angry Wannabe Superhero right in the gut, sending him sky-rocketing. Prime thrusted his arms back and flew back down. He began punching at Darsh over and over, hoping to overwhelm his defense with his flurry of fists.
The Dark Wizard merely kept blocking each blow with literally no trouble. He then smashed the palm of his hand directly into Prime's nose! "AGH! DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT-"
"Quit your bitching and grow a pair, faggot!" Darsh yelled as he literally pimp-slapped Prime across the floor of the supermarket. Darsh began to approach his enemy but Superboy-Prime lifted his head and stared at Darsh. His eyes glowed red and he shot a red laser at the Dark Messiah's chest. The wizard stumbled back and clutched his wounded chest. "Ow! That hurt you-"
"DIE!" Prime yelled, blitzing forward and punching-
Darsh literally stopped his punch completely by grabbing him. "Now, as I was saying... that hurt you little bitch!"
Darsh threw Prime over his shoulders and slammed him down onto the concrete below. He lifted his foot, smashing it onto Prime's head multiple times. He lifted up the Superman Wannabe and headbutted him! The result involved Prime sky-rocketing back into the wall of the supermarket.
Darsh smiled. "Welp, thats taken care of." To celebrate, Darsh leaned down and picked up his apple. He opened wide and-
PEW!
A laser blitzed forward and vaporized the apple literally right before Darsh could snack on it.
"YOU IDIOT! DID YOU THINK I'D DIE THAT EASILY, HUH?!" Prime yelled.
Darsh didn't reply but looked at the ashes of the apple drifting through the airs.
While he didn't realize it, Prime had made the biggest mistake of his entire life: Fucking with Dark Schneider's apple.
Suddenly, a massive, purple explosion of magical power exploded from where the Dark Messiah stood. Prime covered his eyes from the blast and was almost brought to his knees just from the power!
When the blast cleared, a chunk of the supermarket was missing.
In its place was what looked like Super Saiyan 4 Goku in a goth phase.
Majin Dark Schneider had appeared.
Majin Dark Schneider slowly walked up to Prime, giving no signs of any emotion but just pure bloodlust and hatred towards Prime. "What are you doing?! YOU THINK I'M THAT WEAK, HUH?! NO MORE PLAYING AROUND, YOU NEED TO DIE!" Prime screamed and dashed forward. Before he could even think however...
Darsh raised his fist casually, flipped him around, grabbed his arm and punched him so hard that Prime's arm was ripped right out of its socket! The Wannabe Superhero was so confused. He couldn't process what had just happened. "...w-...w-what...?! ...you... how...?!"
Darsh spoke in a downright demonic voice as he pointed a single finger at Prime's leg.
"Venom."
A wave of bacteria flew out of Darsh' pinky and fell onto Prime's leg. The result? The bacteria chewed through his flesh, slowly ripping through it. "AHHHHH! OHMYGOD, STOP, NO! AHHH-"
It finally ripped all the way through and Prime's left leg fell off. Now, the Whiny Superhero only had one arm and one leg.
He began crawling away as puddles of blood, organs and bits of bone leaked onto the floor. He turned to see that Darsh was easily advancing on him. "No... I'm sor-sorry! It was just an apple!"
For the first time since the transformation occurred, Darsh showed some emotion as he raised a brow.
"...just an apple...?"
Prime looked into Darsh' eyes and nearly took a dump in his pants. The Dark Messiah's eyes showed no mercy. No love. No happiness.
Just pure. Undeniable. HATRED.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
Darsh flipped over his body and began slamming onto his chest. "THAT WAS NO ORDINARY APPLE! THAT APPLE WAS THE SAME APPLE THAT WAS TOUCHED BY MY AMAZING FUCKING HANDS! MY VERY WET HANDS!"
Darsh continued his stomping, slowly ripping through his chest.
"JUST A FUCKING APPLE YOU SAY?! YOU FOOL! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO FIGHT FOR IT!"
With another raging stomp, he smashed right through his chest and saw it. All of Prime's organs.
"VENOM."
Another spray of bacteria flew down as Prime began shaking, trying to move. He screamed in horror as he watched the bacteria slowly fall into his stomach. "NONONONONONO-"
The bacteria munched away at his liver, gnawed away his lungs, ate away his kidney, chewed through some bones...
But the one thing that did remain? His heart. Darsh wasn't done just yet.
The Dark Messiah grabbed Prime by his head and lifted him up. He looked into his eyes... and smiled.
"Welp, kid, were going to Disneyland!"
"R-r-really?!"
"HAHA NO."
Darsh waved his hand and suddenly, a portal opened. Prime turned his head and stared in horror. Through the portal, he could see dark-red rocks, lakes of lava, demonic creatures left and right...
Hell.
It was hell.
Darsh slammed Prime against the ground and grabbed onto his leg. He began walking towards the portal as Prime began pounding his fists. "NOOOOOOOOOO, OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY! HELP! HEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEELP-"
"Shut the fuck up!" Darsh said, lifting Prime over his shoulders. He began twirling Prime around like a cowboy twirling a rope and then tossed Prime forward!
"AHHHHHHHHHH-"
Silence. Prime was thrown right through the portal.
Darsh stared forward, satisfied with his victory... before he grabbed a nearby apple and took a bite out of it. "Well, I guess thats taken care of." He said, leaving the market that was now covered in blood, organs, bones and had a ton of collateral damage.
Darsh raised his fist casually, flipped him around, grabbed his arm and punched him so hard that Prime's arm was ripped right out of its socket! The Wannabe Superhero was so confused. He couldn't process what had just happened. "...w-...w-what...?! ...you... how...?!"
Darsh spoke in a downright demonic voice as he pointed a single finger at Prime's leg.
"Venom."
A wave of bacteria flew out of Darsh' pinky and fell onto Prime's leg. The result? The bacteria chewed through his flesh, slowly ripping through it. "AHHHHH! OHMYGOD, STOP, NO! AHHH-"
It finally ripped all the way through and Prime's left leg fell off. Now, the Whiny Superhero only had one arm and one leg.
He began crawling away as puddles of blood, organs and bits of bone leaked onto the floor. He turned to see that Darsh was easily advancing on him. "No... I'm sor-sorry! It was just an apple!"
For the first time since the transformation occurred, Darsh showed some emotion as he raised a brow.
"...just an apple...?"
Prime looked into Darsh' eyes and nearly took a dump in his pants. The Dark Messiah's eyes showed no mercy. No love. No happiness.
Just pure. Undeniable. HATRED.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
Darsh flipped over his body and began slamming onto his chest. "THAT WAS NO ORDINARY APPLE! THAT APPLE WAS THE SAME APPLE THAT WAS TOUCHED BY MY AMAZING FUCKING HANDS! MY VERY WET HANDS!"
Darsh continued his stomping, slowly ripping through his chest.
"JUST A FUCKING APPLE YOU SAY?! YOU FOOL! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO FIGHT FOR IT!"
With another raging stomp, he smashed right through his chest and saw it. All of Prime's organs.
"VENOM."
Another spray of bacteria flew down as Prime began shaking, trying to move. He screamed in horror as he watched the bacteria slowly fall into his stomach. "NONONONONONO-"
The bacteria munched away at his liver, gnawed away his lungs, ate away his kidney, chewed through some bones...
But the one thing that did remain? His heart. Darsh wasn't done just yet.
The Dark Messiah grabbed Prime by his head and lifted him up. He looked into his eyes... and smiled.
"Welp, kid, were going to Disneyland!"
"R-r-really?!"
"HAHA NO."
Darsh waved his hand and suddenly, a portal opened. Prime turned his head and stared in horror. Through the portal, he could see dark-red rocks, lakes of lava, demonic creatures left and right...
Hell.
It was hell.
Darsh slammed Prime against the ground and grabbed onto his leg. He began walking towards the portal as Prime began pounding his fists. "NOOOOOOOOOO, OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY! HELP! HEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEELP-"
"Shut the fuck up!" Darsh said, lifting Prime over his shoulders. He began twirling Prime around like a cowboy twirling a rope and then tossed Prime forward!
"AHHHHHHHHHH-"
Silence. Prime was thrown right through the portal.
Darsh stared forward, satisfied with his victory... before he grabbed a nearby apple and took a bite out of it. "Well, I guess thats taken care of." He said, leaving the market that was now covered in blood, organs, bones and had a ton of collateral damage.
K.O.!
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THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS...
DARK SCHNEIDER
Satan...
Prime punched forward-
Only for Satan to casually grab his punch and look down at him. He smiled like an absolute madman.
"So, boy, are you ready for an eternity of torture?"
As Satan began to laugh, tears dripped from Prime's eyes. This was it. The end of the line for him.
"N-n-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Epilogue, Hell
Prime's eyes widened as he looked around. He was feeling very heated and was sweating... he looked up and saw...
Epilogue, Hell
Prime's eyes widened as he looked around. He was feeling very heated and was sweating... he looked up and saw...
Satan...
Prime punched forward-
Only for Satan to casually grab his punch and look down at him. He smiled like an absolute madman.
"So, boy, are you ready for an eternity of torture?"
As Satan began to laugh, tears dripped from Prime's eyes. This was it. The end of the line for him.
"N-n-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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