ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
TWO FIGHTERS!
NO RESEARCH!
MELEE!
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Overwatch Museum
"Wooooooooooooow!" An excited little girl with a red cape, short-red hair and a skirt said as she stared at all the museum exhibits.
"All these cool weapons, Yang, look!" Ruby said as she blitzed around the museum.
Ruby blitzed forward but then came to a halt at what she saw sitting on a bench. It was a battle-armored gorilla with glasses. "WOAAAAAAAAH! Yang, can we keep him!" Ruby said, pointing to Winston.
Ruby stopped for a second. "Oh... yeah... gotta wait... heh..."
Suddenly, Yang appeared but she was far different. Her hair was ripped out and her entire arm was replaced with a mechanical one. Her teeth were now replaced with denturnes and she was sitting in a wheel-chair. This was from her encounter with that "Luther Strode" fellow. She still had her blank stare from that night that was only a month ago.
"Yang, look a gorilla!" Ruby said, pointing at Winston. Yang used her text to talk device to speak. "WOW RUBY. THATS REALLY COOL." It said in a robotic voice. The gorilla kept reading its newspaper and then went to adjust its glasses-
However, he didn't adjust them that well and the result was them falling onto the floor.
"BUT RUBY, WE CAN'T KEEP A GORILLA. LETS MOVE ON." Yang's text to talk device said.
"Aww..." Ruby said.
Yang turned her wheel chair and accidentally ran over Winston's glasses while moving away... and Winston's eyes turned a violent red. He roared, stood up and punched Yang directly off of her wheelchair! Yang fell on her back as Winston got on top of her. He began punching her face over and over.
"Sis!" Ruby yelled.
Rose began punching Winston, over and over but it was no use. The gorilla would not stop punching Yang in her face. Soon, Winston punched Yang until her skull began showing. "Stop hitting my sister!" Ruby yelled. On the final blow, Yang's head exploded outward violently, bloody bits and brain pulp flying everywhere.
Winston stood up and roared furiously.
Ruby Rose fell to her knees and stared at her now headless sister.
"...sis...?"
Yang - since her head was blown the fuck off - didn't respond.
Tears dripped out of the young Huntress' eyes but then she narrowed them and stared at Winston.
"You... YOU TOOK HER FROM ME!" Ruby yelled as she pulled out Crescent Rose, her scythe.
Suddenly, a blue flash appeared before Ruby's eyes. When she saw what had appeared before her, it was a cute girl with brown hair, orange goggles and a brown uniform.
This was Tracer.
"Alright, big guy!" Tracer said, pulling out a new pair of glasses. "Take these and calm down! I'll handle Red right here so she doesn't kill ya!"
Tracer turned around and pulled out both of her guns and pointed them at Ruby while the young Huntress merely pointed her scythe at Tracer.
LET'S GO!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
Ruby fired a round from her scythe but in a flash of blue, Tracer, blitzed right around it. Rose kept firing but Tracer kept dodging.
Eventually, Tracer was right next to Ruby, leaned in close and said...
"Missed me!"
Ruby swiftly turned and fired in Tracer's direction but again, the Merc had dodged it. Ruby looked around...
BAM!
Suddenly, she felt her back shatter. She was sent flying forward. She turned... and saw Tracer...'s foot smash into her face. The Mercenary then sweeped Ruby off of her feet. She lifted her foot and stomped down but the Huntress rolled away just barely in time.
Ruby jumped up and smashed her scythe into the ground. She span around the scythe like a stripper and dropkicked Tracer in the chest. Tracer was sent flying but quickly, in a flash of blue, went back to standing.
Tracer pointed both of her guns at the young Huntress and began rapid-firing but Ruby was quick. She dashed quickly, avoiding all of the bullets.
...but what she didn't avoid was Tracer blitzing forward and kicking her in the face. Rose stumbled back, clutching her aching face in pain. She was now dazed. Now was Tracer's chance! She lifted her foot-
NO! Ruby thought as she jumped back and readied her Scythe gun. She shot forward and landed a direct hit on Tracer's chest! Surprisingly, blood didn't go flying. The Mercenary appeared to be superhuman.
But was Tracer done?
Of course not.
In a flash of blue, she blitzed right next to Ruby, giggled and then kicked the scythe out of her hand! Ruby - now defenseless - couldn't do anything as Tracer kicked her directly in the chest.
Ruby slowly stood up but now she was wobbling slowly. Tracer pointed both of her guns forward and blasted them. Two blue lasers flew forward... and hit Ruby in the head.
It appeared Tracer had... overestimated this young girl's endurance.
Ruby's head exploded violently as blood flew everywhere along with brain pulp.
Tracer stared in shock... and all she had to say?
"...oh... oops!"
Eventually, Tracer was right next to Ruby, leaned in close and said...
"Missed me!"
Ruby swiftly turned and fired in Tracer's direction but again, the Merc had dodged it. Ruby looked around...
BAM!
Suddenly, she felt her back shatter. She was sent flying forward. She turned... and saw Tracer...'s foot smash into her face. The Mercenary then sweeped Ruby off of her feet. She lifted her foot and stomped down but the Huntress rolled away just barely in time.
Ruby jumped up and smashed her scythe into the ground. She span around the scythe like a stripper and dropkicked Tracer in the chest. Tracer was sent flying but quickly, in a flash of blue, went back to standing.
Tracer pointed both of her guns at the young Huntress and began rapid-firing but Ruby was quick. She dashed quickly, avoiding all of the bullets.
...but what she didn't avoid was Tracer blitzing forward and kicking her in the face. Rose stumbled back, clutching her aching face in pain. She was now dazed. Now was Tracer's chance! She lifted her foot-
NO! Ruby thought as she jumped back and readied her Scythe gun. She shot forward and landed a direct hit on Tracer's chest! Surprisingly, blood didn't go flying. The Mercenary appeared to be superhuman.
But was Tracer done?
Of course not.
In a flash of blue, she blitzed right next to Ruby, giggled and then kicked the scythe out of her hand! Ruby - now defenseless - couldn't do anything as Tracer kicked her directly in the chest.
Ruby slowly stood up but now she was wobbling slowly. Tracer pointed both of her guns forward and blasted them. Two blue lasers flew forward... and hit Ruby in the head.
It appeared Tracer had... overestimated this young girl's endurance.
Ruby's head exploded violently as blood flew everywhere along with brain pulp.
Tracer stared in shock... and all she had to say?
"...oh... oops!"
K.O.!
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THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS...
TRACER
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